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Twilight wins at 2011 Teen Choice Awards

Here’s the winnings of the 2011 Teen Choice Awards, found at

http://www.eclipsemovie.org/complete-roundup-of-the-2011-teen-choice-awards/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+EclipseMovie+%28Eclipse+Movie%29

and

http://twilightguide.com/tg/2011/08/08/twilight-wins-at-2011-teen-choice-awards/

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Twilight and Actors won in the following categories:

Choice Movie Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy – Taylor Lautner
Choice Movie: Male Scene Stealer- Kellan Lutz
Choice Movie: Female Scene Stealer – Ashley Greene
Choice Vampire – Robert Pattinson
Choice Movie Actor: Drama – Robert Pattinson, “Water for Elephants”

CONGRATULATIONS Taylor, Robert, Kellan & Ashley!

Hello Twilight Fans!

 

This is my 3rd blog on wordpress, I have opened this one for screen caps of the movies, I have screen caps of Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. But I don’t mean just a few here and there. I have large screen caps of the entire movie of Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. I have so many that I had to open this blog because I don’t have enough space on any of my blogs. So I will have only screen caps of the movies on this blog. For other twilight saga, twilight cast, and other twilight related pictures, please visit my other blogs:

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Thanks for reading!

Samantha

 

You’re the Best Dads Ever, Dads of ‘Twilight’

Here’s an article on the dad’s of Twilight, found at

http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/twilight-dads/

I am not a father, nor do I even pretend to know how to be a good one. (It involves owning a briefcase and knowing how to throw a baseball back and forth, I believe?)

However, I do know “The Twilight Saga.”So with Father’s Day coming up this weekend, I’m paying tribute to the dads from the series.

But who is the best “Twilight” dad? (Besides all of them?) Allow me to lay out the facts.

Charlie Swan, Carlisle Cullen, Billy Black and (future screen daddy) Edward Cullen are the men under the microscope. While everyone has their own ideas on what makes the best father, I’ve done some in-depth research (thanks, Ask Jeeves!) and these are the qualities most will agree on:

They should be of high integrity, but never high on other things. They should be able to provide for their kids, meaning they need some cash money — Benjamins, if you will. And a father needs to be responsible, offer guidance, and spend quality time with children. These are proven techniques that keep daughters (and sons) off the stripper pole. Let’s break down how these four fellows have done so far:

Children

Summit

Charlie: Bella Swan, 24 (looks 18 for eternity)
Carlisle: Adopted vampires Edward, Jasper, Alice, Emmett and Rosalie
Billy: Jacob (21), twins Rebecca and Rachel (25)
Edward: Renesmee Cullen, 5 (in human-vampire hybrid years)

Relationship Status

Charlie: Divorced
Carlisle: Married 90 years
Billy: Widower
Edward: Newlywed

Career

Charlie: Police chief
Carlisle: Physician
Billy: Quileute council leader and disability
Edward: Student for over 90 years

Net Worth

Charlie: Earns between $35,605 to $49,640 a year
Carlisle: Forbes estimates $34.1 billion
Billy: Median income of Native American households is $35,343. That’s a fair guess since he’s essentially unemployed.
Edward: Billions in family money

Summit

Parenting Approach

Charlie: Hands-off. Only sees daughter on holidays until she’s 17. Shows as much emotion as a vampire, so it makes sense that his daughter falls for one.
Carlisle: Permissive and lenient. Allows his adopted offspring to do anything short of murder and pays their bills well into adulthood.
Billy: Authoritative. Doesn’t give Jacob many choices, only allowing him to be a wolf when he grows up.
Edward: Reads daughter’s mind. She will never be able to get away with anything.

Quality Time

Charlie: Spends most of his time working and fishing, unless Bella makes dinner for him.
Carlisle: Despite being a busy doctor, finds time to play baseball, throw parties and fight evil vampires with his family.
Billy: Unemployed, he has all the time in the world to hang with Jacob.
Edward: Still a new parent, he makes time to take his daughter hunting, when he’s not occupied with saving her life from Volturi.

Family Planning

Summit

Charlie: Started family on whim and wasn’t active in raising daughter.
Carlisle: Randomly adopts children like he’s Angelina Jolie in a third-world country.
Billy: Seemed to plan well, until his wife suddenly passed away.
Edward: Considered abortion and doesn’t practice safe sex. To be fair, vampires have no bodily fluids, so how could he know?

Fatherly Advice

Charlie: “The right thing isn’t always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So… good luck figuring that out.”
Carlisle: “Don’t get your family slaughtered for pride.”
Billy: “What I meant to say was, don’t do what you’re doing.”
Edward: “You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”

Pole Probability

Summit

Charlie: High. Being an absent and unresponsive father can give women “daddy issues” and create strippers (allegedly). If Bella hadn’t fallen for a vampire, her life would look more like “Welcome to the Rileys.”
Carlisle: Medium. When you adopt grown children, it can be a grab bag of potential psych issues. Still, Carlisle is really rich, smart, loving and can beat up any pimp, drug dealer or strip club owner.
Billy: High. Not totally his fault since his wife died when his kids were young. Still, he’s not close with his daughters and his son is constantly taking off his clothes in public for free.
Edward: Medium. When Jacob, a much older man, “imprints” on Renesmee, Eddie still allows his daughter to see him. Kind of creepy and sends the wrong message for healthy relationships. However, they’re rich and she’ll have a strong education, so she won’t need the money for college.

‘Eclipse’ & Cast Nominated For Teen Choice Awards!

Here’s some info on the nominations of Eclipse for the Teen Choice Awards, found at

http://www.eclipsemovie.org/eclipse-cast-nominated-for-teen-choice-awards/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+EclipseMovie+%28Eclipse+Movie%29

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse and cast have been nominated for the Teen Choice Awards!

Sci-Fi/Fantasy

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Actor Sci-Fi/Fantasy

Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Actress Sci-Fi/Fantasy

Kristen Stewart – The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Villain

Bryce Dallas Howard – The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Scene Stealer Male

Kellan Lutz – The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Scene Stealer Female

Ashley Greene – The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Liplock

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson – The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner – The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Male Hottie

Robert Pattinson

Taylor Lautner

Robert Pattinson is also nominated for Actor Drama and his film Water For Elephants was nominated for Drama.

Congratulations to our cast for their Teen Choice nominations!

Okay, I love Kellan and Ashley, but I thought Jackson Rathbone and Nikki Reed did an amazing job.  And Eclipse focused on Jasper’s and Rosalie’s backstories, not Alice or Emmett.

The Teen Choice Awards will air on FOX live August 7th at 8/7c.

Go HERE to VOTE…. if you’re between the ages of 13 and 19!   LOL!  k

Still from which movie?

Here’s a still I have come across on the internet and I’m not sure exactly which movie it’s from…maybe one of you could help me out?

I don’t believe it’s from Breaking Dawn, so it’s got to be from Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse, but which one? I don’t recall seeing it before…

 

 

Comic Strip:Eclipse Tent Scene!

Here’s a little something on the Eclipse tent scene, found at

http://www.eclipsemovie.org/comic-stripeclipse-tent-scene/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+EclipseMovie+%28Eclipse+Movie%29

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Check out this hilarious comic strip featuring the Eclipse tent scene.  Here’s the translation:

JACOB: Ha Ha but I’m warming up your wife

EDWARD: But it makes me feel sorry for her knowing that you’re nothing but a blanket

JACOB:: Snif…

EDWARD: Nor does direct! Should serve as a wolf and turn fur coat!

OMG lmaooo! Hilarious. Special thanks to Spunk Ransom for the translation.

 

Twilight Books….Banned?!

Here’s an article on the twilight series, found at

http://specials.msn.com/A-List/Lifestyle/Banned-Books.aspx?cp-documentid=27932689&imageindex=10&cp-searchtext=The%20Twilight%20Series&FORM=MSNIIT

The Twilight Series

One of the most popular series of young adult books, these vampire novels have been banned in some schools and libraries in the U.S. and Australia for sexual content and objections to the use of the supernatural.  That hasn’t kept author Stephenie Meyer from appearing on this list.

Find what other books make the list here:

http://specials.msn.com/A-List/Lifestyle/Banned-Books.aspx?cp-documentid=27932689&imageindex=1&cp-searchtext=Banned%20Books&FORM=MSNIIT

 

Next Movie: Why Nothing Is The Next Twilight

Here’s an article on the Twilight Saga, found at

http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/why-nothing-is-the-next-twilight/

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Hollywood is all about finding the next hot thing, whether that’s a script, an actor, a director, a genre (vampires anyone?) or the ultimate discovery, a lucrative film series.

The seven “Harry Potter” movies have so far netted over $6 billion, while the first three installments of “The Twilight Saga” have earned just under $1.8 billion. That’s nearing “Oprah” money, people! (As opposed to “Potter,” which is nearing “Zuckerberg” money… but we’d rather be Oprah.)

And that’s not even counting all the licensing and swag sales… you gotta figure another few hundred thousand inEdward Cullen lunchboxes alone.

Studio executives would happily hand over their firstborns to the Volturi for a lead on “the next ‘Twilight’ franchise” (trust me, I’ve prank-called). That’s because finding such a rarity is about as easy as winning the lottery.

Paramount developed “Twilight” for three years before getting letting the rights slip to a then-little-known production company Summit Entertainment. Universal and United Artists passed on their options for “Star Wars,” and 20th Century Fox gave Lucas hell through production, worried the over-budget film wouldn’t amount to much.

The problem movie studios run into is trying too hard to find “the next _______.” “The Twilight Saga” is as much the next “Harry Potter” as “Pirates of the Caribbean” is the next “The Lord of the Rings” or “Ice Age” is the next “Toy Story.” Fanatics of one series aren’t necessarily looking to glom onto a new similar thing.

It seems like every other week we’re hearing buzz about some book being adapted for the big screen that its producers hope can be “The next ‘Twilight.'” News flash, producers: There’s only, and will only ever be, one “Twilight.”

Before breaking down these wannabes, let’s first explore what makes “Twilight,” “Twilight.”

Addictive Book Series: If a reader spends time with the books, they’re definitely hooked for the films.
Odd Names: The Twi-Hard base are teen girls. They’re tired of being an “Ann” or “Sarah” and enjoy fantasizing about being a “Bella,” “Esme” or “Renesmee.”
Moping Female Lead: Not to sound derogatory, but teenagers mope. High school sucks, dude. We identify with Bella because we’re going through puberty, or have.
Heart-of-Gold Bad Boy: Vampires are heartless killers, but not Edward, who walks a thin line in between.
Supernatural Love Triangle: Who doesn’t want to be desired by both a debonair vampire and beefy werewolf?

The following titles have all been called “the next “Twilight.” While they all contain traits similar to Stephenie Meyer’s series, here’s why none of them are…

‘The Hunger Games’

Hunger Games

Scholastic

Author: Suzanne Collins
Premise: In the distant future, teens must battle each other gladiator-style and overthrow an evil totalitarian government.
Movie: Production will begin late this spring with director Gary Ross (“Seabiscuit”). Hailee Steinfeld (“True Grit”), Jennifer Lawrence (“Winter’s Bone”) and Abigail Breslin (“Little Miss Sunshine”!) are rumored to be the frontrunners to star. Jodelle Ferland (“Eclipse”) would also like you to knowshe’s interested.
Addictive Book Series: The trilogy (“The Hunger Games,” “Catching Fire” and “Mockingjay”) are all regulars on bestsellers lists.
Odd Names: Yes, in spades: Katniss and Primrose Everdeen, Peeta Mellark, Haymitch Abernathy, etc.
Moping Female Lead: No, Katniss is oddly confident in the face of extreme tragedy for a teenager.
Heart-of-Gold Bad Boy: Gale Hawthorne, worst bad boy name ever, is rebellious and heroic at times, but isn’t always well intentioned.
Supernatural Love Triangle: It’s more sci-fi than supernatural, with futuristic technology and genetically-mutated creatures. There’s a love triangle between Katniss, Peeta and Gale, but it’s kind of slapdash. They’re too busy fighting The Man (a.k.a. The Capitol or President Snow) for love.
Why It Won’t Be “Twilight”: We’re not going to lie, this has the potential to be a massive movie franchise, but it’s more like “Battle Royale” meets “1984” than “Twilight.”

‘Maximum Ride’

Maximum Ride

Hachette

Author: James Patterson
Premise: The Flock, a group of young human-avian hybrids, battle human-lupine hybrids, global warming and pollution to save the world.
Movie: Catherine Hardwicke (“Twilight”) is to direct her first 3-D movie, which should be released in 2013.
Addictive Book Series: With seven bestsellers complete, Patterson is writing an eighth for next year.
Odd Names: Maximum Ride, Fang, Iggy, Gasman, Nudge and Angel aren’t all pretty names, but they’re unique.
Moping Female Lead: The Flock’s leader, Max, is portrayed as a tough, tomboyish and skilled fighter.
Heart-of-Gold Bad Boy: Fang, Max’s second-in-command, is the quiet, strong type and cares deeply for Max… but he runs a blog. Bad boys don’t have blogs. They have Twitter accounts (right, Charlie Sheen?).
Supernatural Love Triangle: Check. There is a bird-human love triangle among Max, Fang and Dylan, similar to Bella-Edward-Jacob.
Why It Won’t Be “Twilight”: While many of the above elements align, the story’s ultimate tone concentrates more on teen heroism than teen love. Plus it’s from the dude who wrote “Along Came a Spider.” That movie sucked.

‘Mortal Instruments’

Mortal Instruments

Simon and Schuster

Author: Cassandra Clare
Premise: Teen Shadowhunters hunt demons or Downworlders, while remaining invisible to humans.
Movie: Scott Stewart (“Legion”) will direct the first film, “City of Bones,” starring Lily Collins (“The Blind Side,” Daughter of Phil!) and possibly Alex Pettyfer (Number Four from “I Am Number Four” and the beastly dude from “Beastly”).
Addictive Book Series: Originally a trilogy, “City of Bones,” “City of Ashes” and “City of Glass,” Clare is releasing “City of Fallen Angels” in April due to high demand.
Odd Names: Clary, Jace, Isabelle Lightwood, Magnus Bane. We’ll call them borderline odd.
Moping Female Lead: Clary is brought up human and realizes at 16 she’s a Shadowhunter. She has mope potential, but stays too busy fighting demons.
Heart-of-Gold Bad Boy: Jace fits the mold. He’s attractive but covered in scars from numerous demon fights.
Supernatural Love Triangle: Clary and Jace love each other, but may be siblings. Vampire Simon “likes likes” Clary, but she only likes him as friends.
Why It Won’t Be “Twilight“: It’s world seems too complicated for film, mixing “Harry Potter,” “Underworld” and “True Blood” and possible incest. (“Twilight” would never have incest.)

‘Wings’

Wings

Harper

Author: Aprilynne Pike
Premise: 15-year-old Laurel learns she’s a faerie and must protect the gates of Avalon and her hippie family.
Movie: Disney optioned the rights and is developing it with Miley Cyrus in mind… until she gets caught with another bong.
Addictive Book Series: Stephenie Meyer endorsed the debut book with a cover blurb (as she did “Hunger Games”). “Spells,” the second books, is coming in May.
Odd Names: Tamani is the most interesting name, and he’s a boy.
Moping Female Lead: Laurel is a free-spirited vegan, forced to move into the city, instead of out into the woods, like Bella.
Heart-of-Gold Bad Boy: David, the human vegan love interest, and Tamani, the faerie love interest, can’t really be classified as bad boys.
Supernatural Love Triangle: Totally, but not nearly as edgy.
Why It Won’t Be “Twilight”: Because faeries are NOT, and CANNOT, be the next vampires. Are you trying to make me cry?

I couldn’t agree more with this article! It gets so tiring to read “the next Twilight” constantly. Nothing is the next Twilight, just like nothing is the next Harry Potter. They are their own individual franchise, and all have their own uniqueness!

Creating the Perfect ‘Twilight’ Valentine’s Day

Here’s an article on having a perfect themed valentine’s day, found at

http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/twilight-valentines-day/

Turning your Valentine’s Day into a “Twilight-themed” date may not be the most original concept in the universe. Coupling the year’s designated day for romantics with the biggest fictional romance of the 2000s has been commonplace since the first book.

However, Valentine’s Day by its very nature isn’t unique. Everyone is expected to buy sweetheart gifts, chocolates, flowers, candy, champagne, crotchless undies, etc. on the same day.

You may as well embrace the tawdriness of the holiday. It’s more fun to dive head-first into it, rather than overthink it and stand on the sidelines, pointing out its flaws — you know, like critics do with “Twilight.”

Clothing
The great thing about vampires is they look awesome in outfits most people can never wear well. Capes, velvet, white satin, red contact lenses, black period garb, large silver amulets and long flowing coats all look better on vampires in “The Twilight Saga” than they’ll ever look on you.

Still, let V-Day be your excuse to wear that purple velvet cape you’ve had since your short-lived Renaissance Fair stage. You and your sweetheart have free reign to dress as vampire as you want to be. Go ahead and cover yourself in sparkly glitter paint. Once dressed, if there are woods nearby, run through them like you’re Bella and Jacob. Run through them like you mean it.

Flowers

 

Little, Brown Books

According to Stephenie Meyer, she isn’t sure why a ruffled tulip appears on the cover of “New Moon” because she wasn’t involved with the cover design. We can guess it stems from the idea that the ruffled tulip symbolizes perfect love. Buying a bouquet of those would be a nice gesture for even non-fans. Put the ruffled tulips in a black vase for fans, though.

If you’d like to forego the traditional flower gift, send your lover a fruit basket instead, filled only with red apples. If you have a dramatic bent, perhaps present one apple first in your hands like on the “Twilight” cover. If you’re a bit on the crazy side, you can take a bite from each one beforehand to symbolize your desire to eat the “forbidden fruit.”

Jewelry
Ladies may claim they don’t care about trivial gifts like jewelry on Valentine’s Day because they want to seem “above all that.” The truth is, though, they all become giddy with opening jewelry. (Trust me, I’ve been known to give a little jewelry…)

For newer relationships, you’ll want to start off with something like the replicas of Esme’s bracelet orRoselie’s necklace with the Cullen crest. Those are fun and sweet without much emotional weight. You’ll freak her out if you jump right to Bella’s sterling silver engagement ring. Save that until you’re ready to mate for eternity.

Candy
Obviously vampires wouldn’t eat candy, unless you count a chubby child with high glucose in his blood. Yet, you’re still human and should enjoy some tasty sweets. Necco started producing “Twilight-themed” conversation hearts after the first film. The flavors come in Passion Fruit, Tempting Apple, Orange Obsession and Secret Strawberry. I recommend eating one of each at the same and creating a candy fruit salad in your mouth.

The messages are inspired by the characters and actual dialogue: “Lamb,” “I ♥ EC,” “I Trust You,” “Trust Me” and “Live 4 Ever.” They’re fun to quote as melodramatically to your mate as possible. Or play a game where you both have to quote as much as you can remember from the scene it references.

Find these hearts at Wal-Mart and trendy stores like Hot Topic, as well as on Amazon.com.

Booze
Forget the normal champagne or wine. This is supposed to be a silly good time, so let’s go with shots! (Disclaimer: If you’re 21 or older, that is, or European.)

First up is one called, Vampire Venom. Take two packets of red Jell-O, mix it together with hot water and two cups of Cinnamon Schnapps. You can even mix in a little vodka for the brave. Pour the mixture into shot glasses and let cool in the refrigerator for four hours.

The next one is called the Blushing Bella. Combine equal parts Chambord raspberry liqueur, vodka and cranberry juice in a shaker over ice. Serve the mixture as shots and get ready to party. But please don’t drive, or run through the woods.

Movie
Dinner and a movie is a fairly typical date. However, since you’ll be vampires, don’t worry about dinner and focus on the movie selection. Chances are you’ve both seen “The Twilight Saga” multiple times, so choose another vampire love story. 1979′s “Love at First Bite” is a vampire rom-com starring George Hamilton as Dracula, who travels to New York to win over his love interest. It’s really fun, and Hamilton plays remarkably against-type as someone with pale skin.

For the more risqué (or inebriated), there’s “Embrace of the Vampire” (1994) with Alyssa Milano. She stars as a good Catholic who becomes caught in a love triangle between her boyfriend and an ancient vampire. As any “Who’s the Boss?” fan can tell you, anything with Alyssa Milano is awesome.

Romance
If you still have energy after the shots, it’s time for a little intimacy. First you’ll want to warm things up by reading some repressed love scenes from Bella’s favorite author, Jane Austen.

When the moment seems right, whichever one is braver will cool things down. Either walk outside in the freezing night or jump into a bathtub of ice. Get your skin as cold as you can stand, and then jump back into bed. Your mate will now experience what Bella felt like alongside Edward’s frigid body, and your perfect “Twilight” Valentine’s Day will be complete.

‘Eclipse’ DVD commentary: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart battle it out over Bella, Jacob, and Edward’s jealousy

Here’s another article on the Eclipse dvd commentary, found at

http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/12/06/eclipse-dvd-commentary-robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart/

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse hit DVD and Blu-ray over the weekend, and the commentary track provided by Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is among the highlights. Listening to it, you realize two things: She really hated the wig she had to wear (her hair was still Joan Jett short from filming The Runaways), and this could be the longest you’ve ever heard them talk as themselves. She’s a lot looser than she was on the commentary for the first film, and he’s even more willing to comically question Bella’s and Edward’s motives. They laugh constantly — especially throughout their disagreements below about whether Bella should continue her friendship with Jacob even though she knows it upsets Edward. He may just have been pushing her buttons (had they been in the same city when recording the track, he would have been slapped, playfully, repeatedly), but he might also be on to something: Is there a double standard when it comes to women in relationships being able to have male friends but men in relationships not being able to have female friends? Discuss.

BATTLE OF THE SEXES, PART 1: An angry Bella leaves Edward at school to catch up with Jacob

Pattinson: I just don’t get that. I don’t get your decision-making process to leave here. I didn’t even understand it at the time. I was just like, “I gotta break up with you immediately.” [He’s] like, “Please, please don’t go. Don’t leave me, don’t leave me, please.” And [she’s] like, “Shut up. I’m gonna go with this guy who wants to cheat, who wants to sleep with me” or whatever.

Stewart: Whoa.

Pattinson: I just said the wrong word. “Who wants to kiss me, who wants to hold my hand.” [Laughs]

Stewart: Shut up… I mean, that’s the whole first argument that they had in the beginning is she’s allowed to have other relationships.

Pattinson: Why? No, she’s not allowed to have other relationships.

Stewart: And she knows him a way that you don’t know him…. It’s cool. It’s sweet that he’s being–

Bella’s greeted by the shirtless wolf pack.

Pattinson: Geez, if I ever saw my girlfriend go around to this bunch of guys’ house with all their little bellies out [Both laugh]… and their fake-tanned nipples and their iron-on tattoos.

Stewart: Edward is just a little bit more mature than you.

Pattinson: Mature?

Stewart: Yep.

Pattinson: Nah.

Stewart: He can handle it. He’s a little bit more secure.

Pattinson: Let me just ask you something… Did the weather affect shooting today? [Laughs]

Stewart: Let’s look at the wig. We can just judge by that.

BATTLE OF THE SEXES, PART 2: Jacob tells Bella he’ll fight for her until her heart stops beating, then kisses her

Stewart: Everyone’s always questioning her, you know. God.

Pattinson: Yeah, but Jesus, so would I. Apart from Edward. Edward’s not. Edward’s like, “Listen, this is how it is…”

Stewart: Edward’s not questioning?! Are you kidding me?

Pattinson: He doesn’t question her. He just tells her how it is.

Stewart: Exactly, which is basically always the opposite.

Pattinson: No question. But he knows.

Stewart: [Melodramatically] Completely disregards any of her feelings or opinions. He doesn’t listen.

Pattinson: Yeah, obviously, he wouldn’t. Why should you listen to some girl say she likes some other guy maybe more than you? It’s like, “Well if you do, leave me then.” [Laughs]

Stewart: That — no, no, no — that he listens to because that’s something that he can easily kill himself about. But all the stuff that’s anything even remotely complimentary to him, and making everything easier, and just being brave and jumping into something and being like, “It’s gonna be okay,” he’s always inserting all of these fake, pragmatic reasons that they can’t do stuff.

Pattinson: They’re not fake, pragmatic reasons.

Stewart: They are.

BATTLE OF THE SEXES, PART 3: Bella prepares to be carried up the mountain to the tent by a shirtless Jacob

Pattinson: You just give him so much hassle all the time.

Stewart: [Laughs] Okay, we can’t do this again, seriously.

Pattinson: I feel really sorry for him. I remember seeing this at the premiere, and I was talking to people afterwards and just going like, “It’s like the most depressing story in the world. You got this little guy coming around with his shirt off all the time. It’s so close to reality, that there’s always some punk who wants to get up in your business all the time.”

Stewart: What are you talking about?

Pattinson: What are you talking about?

Stewart: How is this related to your reality?

Pattinson: [Laughs] And girls can never understand it. Literally, you can only talk to guys about it ’cause girls never get it. Girls are like, “Why? I should be able to do whatever I want.” [Both laugh] And the guy’s like, “But I’m in love with you. You’re supposed to, like, respect that.” It’s like you can’t just keep going off with the naked guy all the time. If I started hanging out with girls with their boobs out all the time, then you just would not like it. [Long pauseBooobs!

Stewart: [Laughs] Are you drunk right now, seriously?

Pattinson: I’m so tired.

Stewart: You have like a pack of Heineken next to you. I know it.

Pattinson: I don’t. I have to drive.

Stewart: I don’t know if that’s such a good idea.

Pattinson: I’m not drinking, I swear to God. I’m just sitting in a room by myself. It’s so easy to go nuts.

END SCENE.

Okay, whose side are you on? (And if you’ve listened to their commentary, how great is their chemistry?)